This week brings a very special review. In that the film is terrible, and I’m actually going to lower the rating for “The Space Between Us.” I was too generous in the audio review, and upon wasting more time thinking about the film (time I never get from my life back) I am lowering it to 1.5 out of 5 instead of the 2.6 in the audio review.
This week’s review contains the mildest of spoilers, but I obviously don’t think you should see the film, so I implore you to heed my warning in the review.
A few things I didn’t cover in the record are:
- Please explain to me how we have a colony on Mars, but USB sticks from 2018 still work? Have you seen how often hardware ports are swapped out? I can’t even charge an iPhone 7 on a new MacBook Pro without an adapter, are you really trying to tell me the USB 3.0 is what’s going to survive?
- Why are they encouraging teenagers to ride motorcycles without a helmet?!
- There are a bunch of random YouTube stars in this film for about 2 seconds each, and you can barely tell it’s them, is this necessary?
- This film has a bizarre plot twist I didn’t go over, but if you do see it (please don’t) then think over the creepiness of some of the relationship parts they portrayed!